Outsourcing is the best option for you Rudolf. As it is, Americans rely too much on outsourcing.

Rest assured, this way you will get to reap the benefits and earn the royalty too...without any legitimate effort from your side!

David Koresh certainly would have been a prime candidate of being the dean of the university of occultism that gave away degrees of bachelors or masters of cultist theories. Rudolf, you have rightly chosen the wrong path. Come to India, a land of mystics and gurus who make millions preaching charlatism.

I’d be willing to ghost write it for you.

Enough with these cults already. It seems every other day we have a new one springing some place or the other. As for the doomsday prophecies: bring it on I’m ready. At least save me this misery of having to live with failed predictions.

Rudolf:

You need someone to write a book titled something like "How to Be A Cult Leader" so that you can chase the dream of founding a successful cult in your life? Man, you are in the right forum. All you need is to collect $3,000 and fly to India. I will earn some and take you to the real school where you can learn a few tips and tricks.

Fringe benefits would include having sex with pre-pubescent girls, pregnant women, gay encounters and even some BDSM plays (in the name of exorcising spirits from young women). India would provide you everything to your libido's content.

Rudolf:

You need someone to write a book titled something like "How to Be A Cult Leader" so that you can chase the dream of founding a successful cult in your life? Man, you are in the right forum. All you need is to collect $3,000 and fly to India. I will earn some and take you to the real school where you can learn a few tips and tricks.

Fringe benefits would include having sex with pre-pubescent girls, pregnant women, gay encounters and even some BDSM plays (in the name of exorcising spirits from young women). India would provide you everything to your libido's content.

If we give any importance to this baseless and stupid predictions, we are already dead, or to put it more precisely, living ’nowhere’. Confusing as it might be, but the Earth already stands destroyed (as per those self-confessed Great ones).

I would rather make a film called Mayan Memsahib than something like Maya Memsahib.

Agree with Gaurav, Rudolf must come to India. We are better than Nigerian with doctors when it comes to spiritual healing and screwing.

@Vinit:

Why have you copied and pasted my comment? Don't you have anything to say by yourself. Please don't indulge yourself like this if your mind is cocked beyond copy-n-paste. Delete it. You have no right to do so.

I meant witch doctors

Rudolf -

Not easy mate, especially when some of the lovemaking positions might give you a slip disk. But don't worry, we can always assign a well-trained temple lass to you who will teach you all the tricks.

Statutory warning: Enter at your own risk. Copulation with Indian temple girls is highly addictive and may prove to be injurious to your wealth. The divine experience that you will get may not be treated later with girls featuring in Vivid videos.

:D

>>My doorpost will announce – Come to Temple Love where the gods themselves teach you how to love.

You are a genius! For the logo you can use the image of the Shivalinga, which is the phallus of Lord Shiva, the Destroyer of the Holy Trinity that unmarried girls worship for a husband of their dreams.

Dancing elephants, a bible book full of sexual positions, multi-armed killing machines, institutionalized class warfare, yoga, karma, swamis and gurus... If all this sounds like a good time, then you might just be a Hindu.

For more please check this article. This will give you a few answers that you might seek before embarking on your spiritual trip to India. Don't miss it.

Already salivating? ;-)

Dont you people think the cult phenomenon could mark a new beginning of the end of believe in god itself?